Seriously though, what the balls with that Lindsay Lohan photoshoot in New York magazine? Yes, LiLo has awesome tits, so yay to having solid proof. But has Bert Stern gone blind? Did he hire monkeys to do Lindsay's make-up?

Good time as any, then, to pull something from the archives: Jezebel.com editor Tracie Egan (aka Slut Machine) reenacting the infamous Lindsay Lohan / Samantha Ronson paparazzi set and taking it up a few dozen notches, as is her wont.